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Meet the "Frigid Embalming Machine Squishy" - Your Fun Stress Relief Friend!
Feeling stressed? Let the "Frigid Embalming Machine Squishy" help! This cool stress ball looks just like our famous embalming machine, and it's perfect for anyone who needs a fun way to relax.
4 pack includes entire Summer Collection (4 individual stress balls):
Mortuary Mint, Sky Blue, Creamsicle, and Perfect Tone Pink
Features:
Squish Stress Away: Made from super soft material, this squishy is perfect for squeezing. When you're feeling stressed, just give it a good squeeze and feel better!
Fun Design: It's a small copy of our embalming machine, with lots of neat details. It fits right in your hand and is sure to make you smile.
Strong and Long-Lasting: This squishy is made to be squeezed a lot and still last a long time. It's like having a small, fun piece of our machine that you can always keep with you.
A Unique Gift: It's a great gift for people who work in funeral homes or anyone who likes unusual things. It's a different and fun way to show you care.
Take it Everywhere: It's light and small, so you can bring it with you wherever you go. Keep it at work, in your car, or anywhere you might need a quick stress break.
Why Choose the "Frigid Embalming Machine Squishy"?
In the funeral business, things can get serious. That's why we made something to bring a little fun and laughter into your day. This stress ball is not just a great way to start a chat, but also a funny way to feel less stressed. Sometimes, a good laugh is all you need!
Grab your "Frigid Embalming Machine Squishy" now and make stress a thing of the past!
Looks great on a bag or a collar. Wear your favorite embalming company on your sleeve, literally. 1.25 inches wide. #Embalmbetter!
Protect yourself in style. Frigid Cemetery Bucket Hat keeps the sun out of your eyes and off your neck during those hot summer days.
Achieve a soft and natural finish with our Frigid Makeup Sponge . Tailored for embalmers who seek perfection, this sponge blends makeup seamlessly, allowing you to create smooth transitions.
Keep your surfaces and exam tables clean with the Frigid Scrub Brush. The pinnacle of scrub brush technology. Sold individually.
Through 5 generations we have maintained the highest standards in manufacturing while also distributing some of the finest funeral and cemetery supplies throughout the world.
Through 5 generations we have maintained the highest standards in manufacturing while also distributing some of the finest funeral and cemetery supplies throughout the world.