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Meet the "Frigid Embalming Machine Squishy" - Your Fun Stress Relief Friend!
Feeling stressed? Let the "Frigid Embalming Machine Squishy" help! This cool stress ball looks just like our famous embalming machine, and it's perfect for anyone who needs a fun way to relax.
4 pack includes entire Summer Collection (4 individual stress balls):
Mortuary Mint, Sky Blue, Creamsicle, and Perfect Tone Pink
Features:
Squish Stress Away: Made from super soft material, this squishy is perfect for squeezing. When you're feeling stressed, just give it a good squeeze and feel better!
Fun Design: It's a small copy of our embalming machine, with lots of neat details. It fits right in your hand and is sure to make you smile.
Strong and Long-Lasting: This squishy is made to be squeezed a lot and still last a long time. It's like having a small, fun piece of our machine that you can always keep with you.
A Unique Gift: It's a great gift for people who work in funeral homes or anyone who likes unusual things. It's a different and fun way to show you care.
Take it Everywhere: It's light and small, so you can bring it with you wherever you go. Keep it at work, in your car, or anywhere you might need a quick stress break.
Why Choose the "Frigid Embalming Machine Squishy"?
In the funeral business, things can get serious. That's why we made something to bring a little fun and laughter into your day. This stress ball is not just a great way to start a chat, but also a funny way to feel less stressed. Sometimes, a good laugh is all you need!
Grab your "Frigid Embalming Machine Squishy" now and make stress a thing of the past!
Unisex #embalmbetter T-shirt. Join the Frigid Family today! Sold individually.
Looks great on a bag or a collar. Wear your favorite embalming company on your sleeve, literally. 1.25 inches wide. #Embalmbetter!
Protect yourself in style. Frigid Cemetery Bucket Hat keeps the sun out of your eyes and off your neck during those hot summer days.
Achieve a soft and natural finish with our Frigid Makeup Sponge . Tailored for embalmers who seek perfection, this sponge blends makeup seamlessly, allowing you to create smooth transitions.
Keep your surfaces and exam tables clean with the Frigid Scrub Brush. The pinnacle of scrub brush technology. Sold individually.
Find the Mystery Color. Win a Frigid Fluid Embalming Machine.
Every Frigid Fluid Embalming Machine Squishy comes in a blind box, with one surprise color inside. But one special box contains the ultra rare Mystery Color and Winning Ticket , and finding it means you win a major Frigid Fluid prize package.
Find a Winning Ticket and Potentially Win:
One New Frigid Fluid Embalming Machine
One Frigid Fluid Cosmetic Kit
or One of Ten Frigid Prep Towels
That is one very lucky squishy.
Every blind box contains one soft, squeezable miniature Frigid Fluid Embalming Machine in a surprise color. You could unwrap Glamorous Gold, Pretty Pink, Shimmering Silver, Brilliant Bronze, or the Ultra Rare Mystery Color .
Collect the classic colors, trade with friends, and keep hunting for the Mystery Color. You will not know what is inside until you open the box.
Will your box contain a winning ticket?
Colors are selected at random. Specific colors cannot be requested or guaranteed. Duplicate colors may be received.
Sweepstakes Details: A total of 1,000 Frigid Fluid Embalming Machine Squishy blind boxes are available, including 12 winning boxes. Prizes are randomly distributed among the blind boxes. One winning box contains a prize for one new Frigid Fluid Embalming Machine, one winning box contains a prize for one Frigid Fluid Cosmetic Kit, and ten winning boxes each contain a prize for one Frigid Prep Towel. Purchase does not guarantee a prize. Odds of receiving a winning box are 12 in 1,000. Odds of winning the Embalming Machine are 1 in 1,000, the Cosmetic Kit are 1 in 1,000, and a Prep Towel are 10 in 1,000. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. A purchase will not increase your chances of winning. See product packaging for complete rules, eligibility requirements, prize redemption details, and instructions for entering without making a purchase. Void where prohibited.